They were indeed a queer-looking pa

They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank – the birds
with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to them, and all
dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable.
The first question of course was, how to get dry again; they had a consultation
about this and after a few minutes it seemed quite natural to Alice to find herself
talking familiarly with them, as if she
had known them all her life. Indeed,
she had quite a long argument with
the Lory, who at last turned sulky, and
would only say, ‘I am older than you
and must know better’; and this Al-
ice would not allow without knowing
how old it was and, as the Lory posi-
tively refused to tell its age, there was
no more to be said.
At last the Mouse, who seemed to
be a person of authority among them,
called out, ‘Sit down, all of you, and
listen to me! I’ll soon make you dry
enough!’ They all sat down at once,
in a large ring, with the Mouse in the
middle. Alice kept her eyes anxiously fixed on it, for she felt sure she would catch
a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon.
‘Ahem!’ said the Mouse with an important air, ‘are you all ready? This is the
driest thing I know. Silence all round, if you please! “William the Conqueror,
whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English,
who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and
conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria – ” ’‘Ugh!’ said the Lory, with a shiver.
‘I beg your pardon!’ said the Mouse, frowning, but very politely, ‘Did you
speak?’
‘Not I!’ said the Lory hastily.
‘I thought you did,’ said the Mouse, ‘ – I proceed. “Edwin and Morcar, the
earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him; and even Stigand, the patriotic
archbishop of Canterbury, found it advisable – ” ’
‘Found what?’ said the Duck.
‘Found it,’ the Mouse replied rather crossly, ‘of course you know what “it”
means.’
‘I know what “it” means well enough when I find a thing,’ said the Duck, ‘it’s
generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?’
The Mouse did not notice this question, but hurriedly went on, ‘ “ – found it
advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown.
William’s conduct at first was moderate. But the insolence of his Normans – ”
How are you getting on now, my dear?’ it continued, turning to Alice as it spoke.
‘As wet as ever,’ said Alice in a melancholy tone, ‘it doesn’t seem to dry me
at all.’
‘In that case,’ said the Dodo solemnly, rising to its feet, ‘I move that the meet-
ing adjourn, for the immediate adoption of more energetic remedies – ’
‘Speak English!’ said the Eaglet, ‘I don’t know the meaning of half those long
words, and, what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!’ And the Eaglet bent down
its head to hide a smile; some of the other birds tittered audibly.
‘What I was going to say,’ said the Dodo in an offended tone, ‘was, that the
best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.‘What is a Caucus-race?’ said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but
the Dodo had paused as if it thought that somebody ought to speak, and no one
else seemed inclined to say anything.
‘Why,’ said the Dodo, ‘the best way to explain it is to do it.’ (And, as you
might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the Dodo
managed it.)
First it marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle (‘the exact shape doesn’t
matter,’ it said), and then all the party were placed along the course, here and
there. There was no ‘One, two, three, and away,’ but they began running when
they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the
race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so, and were
quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out ‘The race is over!’ and they all
crowded round it, panting, and asking, ‘But who has won?’
This question the Dodo could not answer without a great deal of thought, and
it sat for a long time with one finger pressed upon its forehead (the position in
which you usually see Shakespeare, in the pictures of him), while the rest waited
in silence. At last the Dodo said, ‘everybody has won, and all must have prizes.’
‘But who is to give the prizes?’ quite a chorus of voices asked.
‘Why, she, of course,’ said the Dodo, pointing to Alice with one finger; and
the whole party at once crowded round her, calling out in a confused way, ‘Prizes!
Prizes!’
Alice had no idea what to do, and in despair she put her hand in her pocket,
and pulled out a box of comfits, (luckily the salt water had not got into it), and
handed them round as prizes. There was exactly one a-piece all round.
‘But she must have a prize herself, you know,’ said the Mouse.
‘Of course,’ the Dodo replied very gravely, ‘What else have you got in your
pocket?’ he went on, turning to Alice.
‘Only a thimble,’ said Alice sadly.
‘Hand it over here,’ said the Dodo.
Then they all crowded round her once more, while the Dodo solemnly pre-
sented the thimble, saying, ‘We beg your acceptance of this elegant thimble’; and,
when it had finished this short speech, they all cheered.
Alice thought the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave that
she did not dare to laugh; and, as she could not think of anything to say, she simply
bowed, and took the thimble, looking as solemn as she could.
The next thing was to eat the comfits; this caused some noise and confusion,
as the large birds complained that they could not taste theirs and the small ones
choked and had to be patted on the back. However, it was over at last and they sat
down again in a ring and begged the Mouse to tell them something more.
‘You promised to tell me your history, you know,’ said Alice, ‘and why it is you
hate – C and D,’ she added in a whisper, half afraid that it would be offended again.‘Mine is a long and a sad tale!’ said the Mouse, turning to Alice and sighing.
‘It is a long tail, certainly,’ said Alice, looking down with wonder at the
Mouse’s tail; ‘but why do you call it sad?’ And she kept on puzzling about it while
the Mouse was speaking, so that her idea of the tale was something like this:
‘Fury said to
a mouse, That he
met in the
house,
“Let us
both go to
law: I will
prosecute
you. – Come,
I’ll take no
denial; We
must have
a trial: For
really this
morning I’ve
nothing
to do.”
Said the
mouse to the
cur, “Such a trial,
dear Sir,
With
no jury
or judge,
would be
wasting
our
breath.”
“I’ll be
judge, I’ll
be jury,”
Said
cunning
old Fury:
“I’ll
try the
whole
cause,
and
condemn
you
to
death.” ’
‘You are not attending!’ said the Mouse to Alice severely, ‘What are you
thinking of?’
‘I beg your pardon,’ said Alice very humbly, ‘you had got to the fifth bend,
I think?’
‘I had not!’ cried the Mouse, sharply and very angrily.
‘A knot!’ said Alice, always ready to make herself useful, and looking anx-
iously about her, ‘Oh, do let me help to undo it!’
‘I shall do nothing of the sort,’ said the Mouse, getting up and walking away,
‘You insult me by talking such nonsense!’‘I didn’t mean it!’ pleaded poor Alice. ‘But you’re so easily offended, you
know!’
The Mouse only growled in reply.
‘Please come back and finish your story!’ Alice called after it, and the others
all joined in chorus, ‘Yes, please do!’ but the Mouse only shook its head impa-
tiently, and walked a little quicker.
‘What a pity it wouldn’t stay!’ sighed the Lory as soon as it was quite out of
sight; and an old Crab took the opportunity of saying to her daughter, ‘Ah, my
dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose your temper!’ – ‘Hold your tongue,
Ma!’ said the young Crab, a little snappishly, ‘You’re enough to try the patience
of an oyster!’
‘I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!’ said Alice aloud, addressing
nobody in particular, ‘She’d soon fetch it back!’
‘And who is Dinah, if I might venture to ask the question?’ said the Lory.
Alice replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her pet, ‘Dinah’s
our cat. And she’s such a capital one for catching mice you can’t think! And oh,
I wish you could see her after the birds! Why, she’ll eat a little bird as soon as
look at it!’
This speech caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the
birds hurried off at once; one old Magpie began wrapping itself up very carefully,
remarking, ‘I really must be getting home; the night-air doesn’t suit my throat!’
and a Canary called out in a trembling voice to its children, ‘Come away, my
dears! It’s high time you were all in bed!’ On various pretexts they all moved off,
and Alice was soon left alone.
‘I wish I hadn’t mentioned Dinah!’ she said to herself in a melancholy tone,
‘Nobody seems to like her, down here, and I’m sure she’s the best cat in the world!
Oh, my dear Dinah! I wonder if I shall ever see you any more!’ And here poor
Alice began to cry again, for she felt very lonely and low-spirited. In a little
while, however, she again heard a little pattering of footsteps in the distance and
she looked up eagerly, half hoping that the Mouse had changed his mind, and was
coming back to finish his story.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

They were indeed a Queer-Looking party that assembled on the Bank - the Birds
with Draggled feathers, the animals with their fur Clinging close to them, and all
Dripping Wet, cross, and Uncomfortable.
The First question of course was, How to Get. dry again; they had a Consultation
About a few minutes after this and it seemed quite Natural Alice to herself to Find
Familiarly talking with them, as if She
had them all Known Her Life. Indeed,
She had quite a long argument with
the Lory, Who at last turned Sulky, and
would only Say, 'I am older than You
and must know better '; and this Al-
Ice would not Allow Without knowing
How Old it was and, as the Lory Posi-
tively refused to tell its Age, there was
no more to be said.
At last the Mouse, Who seemed to
be a person of Authority among. them,
Called out, 'Sit down, all of You, and
listen to Me! Soon I'll Make You Dry
Enough! '. They all SAT down at once,
in a Large Ring, with the Mouse in the
MIDDLE. Alice kept Her eyes anxiously fixed on it, for She She felt sure would catch
a cold if She did not Bad Get very Dry Soon.
'Ahem!'. said the Mouse with an important air, 'are you all ready? This is the
driest Thing I know. Silence all round, if you please! "William the Conqueror,
whose Cause was favored by the Pope, was Soon Submitted to by the English,
Leaders Who Wanted, and had been accustomed to much of Late Usurpation and
Conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria - "'' Ugh! '. said the Lory, with a Shiver.
'I beg your pardon!'. said the Mouse, Frowning, but very Politely, 'Did You
Speak? '
'Not I!'. Hastily said the Lory.
'You thought I did,' said the Mouse, '- I Proceed. "Edwin and Morcar, the
Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for Him; and even Stigand, the patriotic
Archbishop of Canterbury, Found it Advisable - "'
'Found what?'. said the Duck.
'Found it,' the Mouse replied rather Crossly, 'of course You know what "it"
means. '
'I know what "it" means well Enough when I Find a Thing,' said the Duck, 'it's.
generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the Archbishop Find? '
The Mouse did not Notice this question, but Hurriedly went on, '"- Found it
Advisable to Go with Edgar Atheling to Meet William and Offer Him the Crown.
William's Conduct at First was moderate. . But the Insolence of his Normans - "
How are You getting on now, My dear? '. it continued, Turning to Alice as it spoke.
'As Wet as Ever,' said Alice in a tone Melancholy, 'it does not seem to Dry Me
at all. '
'In that Case,' said the Dodo solemnly, Rising to. its feet, 'I Move that the Meet-
ing procrastinate, for the immediate Adoption of more Energetic Remedies - '
'Speak English!'. the eaglet said, 'I do not know the meaning of those long Half
Words, and, what's more, I do not Believe You do either! '. Bent down the eaglet and
its Head to hide a Smile; Some of the Other Birds Tittered audibly.
'What I was going to Say,' said the Dodo in an Offended tone, 'was, that the
Best Thing to Get US Dry would be a Caucus-Race.'What is a Caucus-Race. ? ' said Alice; not that She Wanted much to know, but
the Dodo had Paused as if it thought that Somebody ought to Speak, and no one
Else seemed inclined to Say anything.
'Why,' said the Dodo, 'the Best Way to Explain it is to. do it. ' (And, as You
Might like to TRY the Thing Yourself, Some Winter Day, I tell You How Will the Dodo
managed it.)
First it Marked out a Race-course, in a sort of Circle ('the Exact shape does not.
Matter, 'said), and then all the party were Placed along the course, here and
there. There was no 'One, Two, Three, and Away,' but they began running when
they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not Easy to know when the
Race was over. However, when they had been running Half an hour or so, and were
quite Dry again, the Dodo Suddenly Called out 'The Race is over!'. and they all
crowded round it, panting, and asking, 'But Who has Won?'
This question the Dodo could not answer Without a Great Deal of thought, and
it SAT for a long time with one Finger pressed upon its forehead (the position. in
which usually You See Shakespeare, in the pictures of Him), while the Rest waited
in Silence. At last the Dodo said, 'Everybody has Won, and all must have prizes.'
'But Who is to give the prizes?'. quite a Chorus of Voices asked.
'Why, She, of course,' said the Dodo, Finger Pointing to Alice with one; and
the whole party at once crowded round Her, Calling out in a confused Way, 'Prizes!
Prizes! '
Alice had no Idea what to do, and in despair She Put Her Hand in Her Pocket,
and pulled out a box of Comfits,. (Luckily the Salt Into Water had not got it), and
handed them round as prizes. There was exactly one a-piece all round.
'But She must have a Prize herself, You know,' said the Mouse.
'Of course,' the Dodo replied very Gravely, 'What Else You have got in your
Pocket? '. He went on, Turning to Alice.
'Only a Thimble,' said Alice sadly.
'Hand it over here,' said the Dodo.
Then they all crowded round Her once more, while the Dodo solemnly pre-
sented the Thimble, saying,. 'We beg your acceptance of this elegant thimble'; and,
when it had Finished this short Speech, they all cheered.
Alice thought the whole Thing very absurd, but they all looked so that Grave
She did not Dare to Laugh; and, as She could not Think of anything to Say, She simply
bowed, and took the Thimble, as Solemn Looking as She could.
The next was to Eat the Comfits Thing; Some Noise and confusion this caused,
as the Large Birds complained that they could not Taste Theirs and the Small Ones
choked and had to be patted on the Back. However, it was over at last and they SAT
down again in a Ring and begged the Mouse to tell them Something more.
'You Promised to tell Me your History, You know,' said Alice, 'and why it is You
Hate - C. and D, 'she added in a whisper, half afraid that it would be offended again.'Mine is a long and a sad tale!'. said the Mouse, and Sighing Turning to Alice.
'It is a long Tail, certainly,' said Alice, with Wonder Looking down at the
Mouse's Tail; 'But why do you call it sad?'. And She kept on puzzling About it while
the Mouse was Speaking, so that Her Idea of the tale was Something like this:
'Fury said to
a Mouse, That He
met in the
House,
"Let US
both Go to
Law: I Will
Prosecute.
you. - Come,
I'll take no
denial; We
must have
a Trial: For
Really this
Morning I've
Nothing
to do. "
Said the
Mouse to the
cur, "Such a Trial,
dear Sir,
With
no Jury
or Judge,
would be
wasting
our
breath. "
"I'll. be
Judge, I'll
be Jury, "
Said
cunning
Old Fury:
"I'll
TRY the
whole
Cause,
and
Condemn
You
to
Death. "'
'You are not attending!'. said the Mouse to Alice severely, 'What are You
thinking of? '
'I beg your pardon,' said Alice very Humbly, 'You had got to the Fifth Bend,
I Think? '
'I had not!'. Cried the Mouse, sharply and very angrily.
'A Knot!'. said Alice, always Ready to Make herself useful, and ANX-Looking
Iously About Her, 'Oh, do Let Me Help to undo it!'
'Shall I do Nothing of the sort,' said the Mouse, getting up and Walking Away,.
'You insult me by talking such nonsense!' 'I did not mean it!'. pleaded poor Alice. 'But You're Offended so easily, You
know! '
The Mouse only growled in reply.
'Please Come Back and Finish your Story!'. Called Alice after it, and the others
all in Joined Chorus, 'Yes, please do!'. but the Mouse only shook its Head Impa-
Tiently, and walked a Little quicker.
'What a Pity it would not Stay!'. Sighed the Lory as Soon as it was quite out of
Sight; and an Old Crab took the opportunity of saying to Her Daughter, 'Ah, My
dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose your temper! '. - 'Hold your tongue,
Ma! '. Young said the Crab, a Little Snappishly, 'You're Enough to TRY the patience
of an oyster! '
'I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!'. said Alice Aloud, addressing
nobody in particular, 'She'd Fetch Soon it Back!'
'And Who is Dinah, if I ask the question to Venture Might?'. said the Lory.
Alice replied eagerly, for She was always Ready to talk About Her PET, 'Dinah's
our CAT. And she's such a capital one for catching mice you can not think! And Oh,
I could wish You See Her after the Birds! Why, She'll Eat a Little Bird as Soon as
Look at it! '
This caused a Remarkable Speech Sensation among the party. Some of the
Birds hurried off at once; Old Magpie began wrapping up one Itself very carefully,
remarking, 'I must be getting Really Home; the Night-Air does not Suit My throat! '
and a Canary Called out in a trembling Voice to its children, 'Come Away, My
Dears! It's high time you were all in bed! '. Various pretexts they all moved off on,
and Alice was left alone Soon.
'I wish I had not mentioned Dinah!'. She said to herself in a tone Melancholy,
'Nobody seems to like Her, down here, and I'm sure She's the Best in the World CAT!
Oh, My dear Dinah! I wonder if I shall ever see you any more! '. And here poor
Alice began to Cry again, for She felt very Lonely and low-Spirited. Little in a
while, however, a Little pattering of footsteps She again Heard in the Distance and
She looked up eagerly, hoping that the Mouse had changed his Half Mind, and was
Coming Back to Finish his Story.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank - the birds
with, draggled feathers the animals with. Their fur clinging close, to them and all
dripping, and cross wet, uncomfortable.
The first question of, course was how. To get dry again; they had a consultation
about this and after a few minutes it seemed quite natural to Alice to find herself
talking. Familiarly, with themAs if she
had known them all her life. Indeed
she, had quite a long argument with
the Lory who at, last, turned sulky and
would. Only say, 'I am older than you
and must know better'; and this Al -
ice would not allow without knowing
how old it, was and. As the Lory posi -
tively refused to tell, its age there was
no more to be said.
At last, the Mouse who seemed to
.Be a person of authority among them
called, out, 'Sit, of, down all you and
listen to me! I' ll soon make you dry
enough! ' They all sat down at once
in, a large ring with the, Mouse in the
middle. Alice kept her eyes anxiously fixed, on it for. She felt sure she would catch
a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon.
'Ahem!' said the Mouse with an, important air. Are you all ready? 'This is the
driest thing I know. Silence all round if you, please! "William the Conqueror
whose, cause was favoured by. The Pope was soon, submitted to by, the English
who wanted leaders and had, been of late much accustomed to usurpation and
conquest.? Edwin, and Morcar the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria -. "'' Ugh! 'said the Lory with a, shiver.
' I beg your pardon! 'said. The, MouseFrowning but very, politely, 'Did you

speak?' 'Not I!' said the Lory hastily.
'I thought you did,' said the Mouse, '- I proceed. "Edwin, and Morcar the
earls of Mercia, and Northumbria declared for him; and, even Stigand the patriotic
archbishop. Of Canterbury found it, advisable -. "'
' Found what? 'said the Duck.
' Found it, 'the Mouse replied, rather crossly'of course you know what "it"

means.' 'I know what "it." means well enough when I find a thing,' said the Duck, 'it s
generally.' A frog or a worm. The question is what did, the Archbishop find? '
The Mouse did not notice this question but hurriedly,, Went on, '"- found it
advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown.
.William 's conduct at first was moderate. But the insolence of his Normans - "
How are you getting, on now my dear?' it. Continued turning to, Alice as it spoke.
'As wet as ever,' said Alice in a melancholy tone, 'it doesn' t seem to dry me
at. All. '
' In that case, 'said the, Dodo solemnly rising to its feet,' I move that the meet -
ing, adjournFor the immediate adoption of more energetic remedies - '
' Speak English! 'said the Eaglet,' I don 't know the meaning of. Half those long
words and, what ', s more I don', t believe you do either! 'And the Eaglet bent down
its head to hide a smile;? Some of the other birds tittered audibly.
'What I was going to say,' said the Dodo in an offended tone, 'was that, the
.