This one 's a Ladies special...
Written by a lady...
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for. My car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the, meeting room it wasn 't there too.
Suddenly I realized. I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
.My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed. To the parking lot I came, to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called. The police. I gave them, my location Description of the car Place I, parked etc I equally, confessed that I had left my keys. In, the carAnd that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call, of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I. Always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it, has been stolen."
There was a period of. Silence. I thought the call had, been dropped but then I heard his voice.
. "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel. ! "
.Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed I said,,, "Well then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will as,, Soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car. "...
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