GM: Hey Fitzzy! Do you have a bit of paper you can lend me?
CF: Are you sure this is a loan? Am I going to get it back?
GM: Of course! You can have it back when I'm done with it?
CF: But will it be the same as when I lent it to you?
GM: Well, It'll have some writing on it But it'll still be the same piece of paper ya lent me!
CF: What do you even need a piece of paper for?
GM: Fitzzy, can ya lend it to me or not!?
CF: Okay, let me just check my bag