ในห้องเรียนครูสาวสวยคนหนึ่งกำลังพยา

ในห้องเรียนครูสาวสวยคนหนึ่งกำลังพยายามสอนนักเรียนในวิชาคณิตศาสตร์
เธอยกตัวอย่างโจทย์ให้นักเรียนว่า
Teacher : “มีนก 3 ตัว เกาะอยู่บนสายไฟ นายพรานเอาปืนยิงโดนนกตัวหนึ่งตกลงมา
จะเหลือนกกี่ตัวบนสายไฟ ?”
Bob : “ไม่เหลือเลยครับ” เด็กชาย Bob ตอบด้วยแววตาเด็กมีความคิดอ่าน
Teacher : “ไม่ใช่ ไม่ใช่ เอ้า เธอลองคำนวณดูอีกทีสิ”
Teacher ตอบด้วยความอดทน พร้อมทั้งชูนิ้วขึ้นสามนิ้วประกอบการอธิบาย
Teacher : “มีนกสามตัวเกาะบนสายไฟ นายพรานยิงไปหนึ่ง”
Teacher พูดจบพร้อมทั้งลดนิ้วลงหนึ่งนิ้ว
Teacher : “จะมีนกเหลืออยู่บนสายไฟกี่ตัวเอ่ย ?”
Bob : “ไม่เหลือเลยครับ” เด็กชาย Bob ตอบย้ำอีกอย่างขึงขัง
Teacher ชักสงสัยในความมั่นใจของลูกศิษย์
Bob : “ง่ายมากครับ” เด็กชาย Bob ตอบ
Bob : “เมื่อนายพรานยิงปืนหนึ่งนัดโดนนกหนึ่งตัว
นกที่เหลือจะตกใจบินหนีไปหมด”
Teacher : “อืม ดี ถึงแม้ว่าไม่ถูกต้องตามโจทย์และหลักคณิตศาสตร์
แต่ครูชอบวิธีคิดของเธอนะ” Teacher ตอบ
Bob : “เอาอย่างนี้ดีกว่าครับครู ให้ผมถามมั่ง” เด็กชายบ๊อบเริ่มบ้าง
Bob : “มีผู้หญิงสามคนนั่งบนม้านั่ง กำลังกินไอติมดุ้นยาวอยู่
ผู้หญิงคนแรกเลียแท่งไอติม
ผู้หญิงคนที่สองกัดแท่งไอติม ส่วนผู้หญิงคนที่สามดูดแท่งไอติม
Bob : ผมถามครูว่า ผู้หญิงคนไหนแต่งงานแล้ว”
ครูสาวมองหน้าเด็กชายบ๊อบ ถึงทำหน้าไม่ถูก
แต่หน้าครูสาวก็แดงระเรื่อขึ้นแล้วอึ้งไป
Bob : “ครู ครู ผมถามอีกทีก็ได้นะ มีผู้หญิงสามคนนั่งบนม้านั่งกำลังกินไอติมดุ้นยาวอยู่ ผู้หญิงคนแรกเลียแท่งไอติมผู้หญิงคนที่สองกัดแท่งไอติม ส่วนคนที่สามดูดแท่งไอติม ผมถามครูว่าผู้หญิงคนไหนแต่งงานแล้ว”
Teacher : “เอาอย่างนี้แล้วกันนะเธอ” ครูเริ่มกระซิบที่ข้างหูเด็กชายบ๊อบ
Teacher : “ครูว่าผู้หญิงคนที่ดูดไอติมแท่งน่ะ เป็นผู้หญิงที่แต่งงานแล้ว”
Bob : “ไม่ใช่ครับครู คนที่แต่งงานแล้ว คือคนที่มีแหวนแต่งงานสวมอยู่ที่นิ้วมือไงครับ”
เด็กชายบ๊อบอมยิ้ม พร้อมกับพูดตบท้าย
Bob : “ถึงครูจะตอบไม่ถูก แต่ผมก็ชอบวิธีคิดของครูนะ”

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

In the classroom the teacher one of the pretty girls trying to teach students in mathematics.For example, she takes care to students thatTeacher: there are three "bird island on the wires. Huntsman took the gun to shoot one of the birds had been agreed.How many birds will rest on the power cord? "Bob: "do not rest at all." The boy's eyes glitter with reply Bob has read.Teacher: "no, not Ouch!, she tried to calculate the view again!"Teacher answered with patience, as well as three more inches of finger tightness illustration.Teacher: "there are three birds on the wires. Hunters shoot one, "he said.Teacher talks end with reducing inches down one inch.Teacher: "there will be birds remaining on the wires just a mention?"Bob: "do not rest at all." Boy Bob khuengkhang also reiterated reply.Pull the Teacher in question in confidence of the followers.Bob: "very simple." Bob Boy answered.Bob: "when one shooting hunters strikes hit a bird.The remaining birds will fly away panic all over, "he said.Teacher: "very well, although not based on mathematical principles and problems.But the teacher liked how her Teacher replied, "I think.Bob: "this dude better emulate the teacher, I asked the rich man," he said. Boy Bob start?Bob: "there are three women sitting on a bench. It is long and is eating madun.The first woman to lick ice cream bars.The second woman bite ice cream bars. Best third woman sucking ice cream bars.Bob: I asked the teacher whether the women who married "The teacher looked at the girl in front of boy Bob page is up.But in front of the teacher, she is quite pale and red.Bob: "teachers, I ask again, have had three women are seated on a bench, trying to eat I Te long madun. The first woman to lick a bone I Te maphuying second bite ice cream bars. Best ice cream bars three people suck. I asked the teacher whether the women who married "Teacher: "remove this then reminded her," he said. The teacher began to whisper that ear side boy Bob.Teacher: "the teachers that I suck at the woman's mathaeng me as a married woman."Bob: "Yes, no teacher. Someone who is married with a wedding ring worn on the finger tips! "The boys end up speaking with Bob omyim displayer.Bob: "up to the teacher to answer is, but I like how the idea of the teacher!"

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

Classroom teacher was trying to teach a beautiful young student in mathematics
, she raised the problems of the students
Teacher: "A bird perched on a 3-wire. Huntsman took a gun shot one bird fell
to the many birds on the wire? "
Bob: "I do not have it," Boy, Bob responded with eyes of a child with a reading
Teacher: "No, no it's gonna try to calculate. again a "
Teacher Reply with patience And held up three fingers in illustration
Teacher: "There are three birds perched on a wire. The hunter shot a "
Teacher. Finished and reduces finger down one inch
Teacher: "The birds rest on the power cord to mention a few?"
Bob: "I do not have it," Boy, Bob replied solemnly reiterated
Teacher. Doubt the confidence of pupils
Bob: "It's very simple," Boy, Bob replied
Bob: "When a hunter shooting a single shot hit the birds of the
birds to be shocked fly out "
Teacher: "Hmm, well, even if not. correct the problem and mathematics
, but she liked the idea of her "Teacher answered
Bob: "Taken as a whole is a good teacher. Allow me to ask me, "Boy, Bob started some
Bob: "There are three women sit on the bench. Eating a popsicle stick length is
the first woman licking a popsicle sticks
second woman biting a popsicle sticks. The third woman sucking a popsicle sticks
Bob: I ask the teacher if a woman is married, "
teacher young boy looked at Bob. Do not be a
teacher, but the girl was reddened and then stunned
Bob: "Teacher, I asked again tomorrow. There are three women sitting on a bench eating a popsicle stick long. First woman licking a popsicle sticks second woman biting a popsicle sticks. The third part sucked popsicle sticks. I asked the teacher if a woman married "
Teacher: "Taken as a whole, did it this way," she began whispering in your ear Boys Bob
Teacher: "the teacher that the girl sucking her popsicle sticks. As a married woman, "
Bob: "I am a teacher. Married Someone who is wearing a wedding ring on my finger, "says
Bob Boy Lollipop. I end up with
Bob: "the teacher will not be answered. But I like the way you think of a teacher. "

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

In the classroom the teacher a beautiful girl the one trying to teach students in mathematics
she for example problem for students
Teacher: "birds 3. The island is on the wire. The hunter took the gun shot a bird fall
will only birds are on the wire? "Bob:
"Nothing," the boy Bob answer eyes children thinking
Teacher: "no, not here, เธอลอง calculate it again
Teacher." With patience. The fingers up three inches and explaining
Teacher:"There were three island on a wire. The hunter shot a"
Teacher. Finish and reduce inches down one inch
Teacher: "there will be many birds remaining on the wires?"
Bob: "no coupled with" the boy Bob answer pinpoints a solemn
.Teacher wonder in the confidence of the student
Bob: "easy", a Bob answer
Bob: "when hunters shooting one hit a bird bird fly away all remaining will scare

Teacher." : "well, well, although not required by problems and mathematical
.But I like your way of thinking. "Teacher answer
Bob:" all right, sir. I ask? "The boy Bob started some
Bob:" there are three woman sitting on a bench. Eating ice cream stick long woman licking ice-cream bar

.The second bite bar ice cream. The third woman sucking ice cream bar
Bob: I asked the teacher whether a woman is married. "
teachers face girl boy Bob. To make a face not
, but face the young teacher's turning red up then stunned
Bob:"Teacher, teacher, I ask again. There were three women sitting on the bench eating ice cream stick long. The first woman licking ice-cream sticks the second bite bar ice cream. The third suck rods ice cream. I asked the teacher whether a woman is married. "
Teacher:"Let me put it this way." The teacher began whispered the boy Bob
Teacher: "I think the woman sucking popsicle. A married woman "
Bob:"No teacher who is married. Is the one with the ring finger on it "boy lollipop, along with Bob

Bob say at the end: “ถึง teacher will answer wrong. But I like the way of thinking of teacher"!