(CNN)"I laugh because I must not cr

(CNN)"I laugh because I must not cry," opined Abraham Lincoln and, after carding his worst-ever round at the U.S. Open, Tiger Woods took a little of Lincoln's advice.
A dose of wry humor kept Woods, who won his first U.S. Open 15 years ago, smiling after he hit a miserable opening round of 80 at Chambers Bay, Washington.
The American mixed eight bogeys, a triple bogey and a birdie to finish 10 shots off the lead, tied in 152nd place and above just two players, U.S. Open rookie Rich Berberian Jr and world No. 9 Rickie Fowler.
"The bright side is at least I kicked Rickie's butt today," Woods told reporters with a nod and a grin.
Fowler, who hit 13-over-par round of 81, was playing in the same group as Woods and South African Louis Oosthuizen, who fared just slightly better with a 77.
"I think we were all just happy to be upright, alive and moving on with the day," Fowler also joked.
Woods' shocking opener left a host of commentators searching for the right words to truly capture the awfulness of it.

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(CNN) "I Laugh because I must not Cry," opined Abraham Lincoln and, after carding his worst-Ever round at the US Open, Tiger Woods took a Little of Lincoln's Advice.
A dose of wry humor kept Woods, Who won his. First US Open 15 years ago, Smiling after He hit a Miserable opening round of 80 at Chambers Bay, Washington.
The American Mixed Eight bogeys, a Triple bogey and a Birdie to Finish 10 Shots off the Lead, tied in 152nd Place and above just. Two Players, US Open Rookie Rich Berberian Jr and World No. 9 Rickie Fowler.
"The bright Side is at least I kicked Rickie's Butt today," Woods told reporters with a nod and a grin.
Fowler, Who hit 13-over-PAR. round of 81, was in the Same Playing South African Louis Oosthuizen and Group As Woods, Who fared just slightly better with a 77.
"I Think we were all just Happy to be Upright, Alive and Moving on with the Day," Fowler also. joked.
Woods' Shocking opener left a Host of commentators searching for the right Words to Truly Capture the Awfulness of it.

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