“Oh, I’m so glad you’re here!” she cries. “I really need your help!”
“Indeed,” you respond tactfully. This was turning out to be an odd day indeed. You quickly summarize your current situation in your head; you seem to be in some sort of alternate dimension (Most likely My Little Pony because, well, why the hell not?) and Twilight Sparkle desperately needs your help.
What are you going to do?