Today, learn Japanese, don't unders

Today, learn Japanese, don't understand!
i want you to speak Thai and teach Japanese !
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ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

Today, learn Japanese, i understand you don't want to!
speak Thai and Japanese teach!
today you are still?

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

Today, Learn Japanese, do not Understand!
I want You to Speak Thai and Teach Japanese!
days you do anyway.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

,, Today learn Japanese don 't understand!
I want you to speak Thai and teach Japanese!
today. How are you?