ในห้องเรียนครูสาวสวยคนหนึ่งกำลังพยา

ในห้องเรียนครูสาวสวยคนหนึ่งกำลังพยายามสอนนักเรียนในวิชาคณิตศาสตร์
เธอยกตัวอย่างโจทย์ให้นักเรียนว่า
“มีนก 3 ตัว เกาะอยู่บนสายไฟ นายพรานเอาปืนยิงโดนนกตัวหนึ่งตกลงมา
จะเหลือนกกี่ตัวบนสายไฟ ?”
“ไม่เหลือเลยครับ” เด็กชายบ๊อบ ตอบด้วยแววตาเด็กมีความคิดอ่าน
“ไม่ใช่ ไม่ใช่ เอ้า เธอลองคำนวณดูอีกทีสิ”
ครูสาวตอบด้วยความอดทน พร้อมทั้งชูนิ้วขึ้นสามนิ้วประกอบการอธิบาย
“มีนกสามตัวเกาะบนสายไฟ นายพรานยิงไปหนึ่ง”
ครูสาวพูดจบพร้อมทั้งลดนิ้วลงหนึ่งนิ้ว
“จะมีนกเหลืออยู่บนสายไฟกี่ตัวเอ่ย ?”
“ไม่เหลือเลยครับ” เด็กชายบ๊อบตอบย้ำอีกอย่างขึงขัง
ครูสาวชักสงสัยในความมั่นใจของลูกศิษย์
“ง่ายมากครับ” เด็กชายบ๊อบตอบ
“เมื่อนายพรานยิงปืนหนึ่งนัดโดนนกหนึ่งตัว
นกที่เหลือจะตกใจบินหนีไปหมด”
“อืม ดี ถึงแม้ว่าไม่ถูกต้องตามโจทย์และหลักคณิตศาสตร์
แต่ครูชอบวิธีคิดของเธอนะ” ครูสาวตอบ
“เอาอย่างนี้ดีกว่าครับครู ให้ผมถามมั่ง” เด็กชายบ๊อบเริ่มบ้าง
“มีผู้หญิงสามคนนั่งบนม้านั่ง กำลังกินไอติมดุ้นยาวอยู่
ผู้หญิงคนแรกเลียแท่งไอติม
ผู้หญิงคนที่สองกัดแท่งไอติม ส่วนผู้หญิงคนที่สามดูดแท่งไอติม
ผมถามครูว่า ผู้หญิงคนไหนแต่งงานแล้ว”
ครูสาวมองหน้าเด็กชายบ๊อบ ถึงทำหน้าไม่ถูก
แต่หน้าครูสาวก็แดงระเรื่อขึ้นแล้วอึ้งไป
“ครู ครู ผมถามอีกทีก็ได้นะ มีผู้หญิงสามคนนั่งบนม้านั่ง
กำลังกินไอติมดุ้นยาวอยู่ ผู้หญิงคนแรกเลียแท่งไอติม
ผู้หญิงคนที่สองกัดแท่งไอติม ส่วนคนที่สามดูดแท่งไอติม ผมถามครูว่า
ผู้หญิงคนไหนแต่งงานแล้ว”
“เอาอย่างนี้แล้วกันนะเธอ” ครูเริ่มกระซิบที่ข้างหูเด็กชายบ๊อบ
“ครูว่าผู้หญิงคนที่ดูดไอติมแท่งน่ะ เป็นผู้หญิงที่แต่งงานแล้ว”
“ไม่ใช่ครับครู คนที่แต่งงานแล้ว
คือคนที่มีแหวนแต่งงานสวมอยู่ที่นิ้วมือไงครับ”
เด็กชายบ๊อบอมยิ้ม พร้อมกับพูดตบท้าย
“ถึงครูจะตอบไม่ถูก แต่ผมก็ชอบวิธีคิดของครูนะ”

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

In the classroom the teacher one of the pretty girls trying to teach students in mathematics.For example, she takes care to students that"There is a bird on the island for 3 wires. Huntsman took the gun to shoot one of the birds had been agreed.How many birds will rest on the power cord? ""No Sir, never," he said. Boy Bob Answered by children's eyes glitter with reading idea."No, not Ouch!, she tried to calculate the view again!"Young teacher answered with patience, as well as three more inches of finger tightness illustration."There are three birds on the wires. Hunters shoot one, "he said.Young teachers speak end and reduce inches down one inch."There will be birds remaining on the wires just a mention?""No Sir, never," he said. The boys also reiterated reply Bob khuengkhangThe teacher persuaded a young suspect in confidence of the followers."Very easy," he said. Boy Bob answered."When the shooting venue in one of the hunters had been one of the birds.The remaining birds will fly away panic all over, "he said."Well, well, even though it is incorrect based on the trustworthy and mathematical principle.But the teacher liked how her idea! " Young teacher answered."To this Ape was better than the teacher, I asked the rich man," he said. Boy Bob start?"There are three women sitting on a bench. It is long and is eating madun.The first woman to lick ice cream bars.The second woman bite ice cream bars. Best third woman sucking ice cream bars.I asked the teacher whether the women who married "The teacher looked at the girl in front of boy Bob page is up.But in front of the teacher, she is quite pale and red."I asked the teachers again, there were three women, who had to sit on the bench.It is long and is eating madun. The first woman to lick ice cream bars.The second woman bite ice cream bars. Best ice cream bars three people suck. I asked the teacher how toThe woman who married ""This APE, reminded her," he said. The teacher began to whisper that ear side boy Bob."The teacher said the woman suck I Te mathaeng me as a married woman.""Yes, no teacher. Married people.Is there someone who is wearing a wedding ring finger in it. "The boys end up speaking with Bob omyim displayer."Up to the teacher to answer it, but I was not thinking like a teacher!"

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

Classroom teacher was trying to teach a beautiful young student in mathematics
, she raised problems of the students that
"there are 3 birds perched on a wire. Huntsman took a gun shot one bird fell
to the many birds on a wire. ? "
"Not to me," Boy, Bob responded with eyes of a child is thinking
, "No, she's not out of it, try to calculate a"
young teacher answered with patience. And held up three fingers in illustration
"There are three birds perched on a wire. The hunter shot one, "
said the girl's teacher, reduce inches by one inch
, "the birds rest on the power cord to mention a few. ? "
"Not to me," Boy, Bob answered repeated solemnly
Teacher doubt in the confidence of the students
, "It's very simple," Boy, Bob replied
, "When the hunters fired a single shot hit the birds of the
birds to rest. shocked fly away "
"Hmm, well, although not required by the prosecution and mathematics
, but she liked the idea of her, "The girl replied,
"emulate this good teacher. Allow me to ask me, "Boy, Bob started it
, "there are three women sit on the bench. Eating a popsicle stick length is
the first woman licking a popsicle sticks
second woman biting a popsicle sticks. The third woman sucking a popsicle sticks
that I ask the teacher. Married woman "
young teacher looking boy Bob. Do not be a
teacher, but the girl was reddened, then stunned,
"Teacher, I asked again tomorrow. There are three women sitting on a bench
eating a popsicle stick long. First woman licking a popsicle sticks
second woman biting a popsicle sticks. The third part sucked popsicle sticks. I asked the teacher if
a woman is married, "
"emulate this way, my" teacher whispered in my ear, boy, Bob
, "the teacher that the girl sucking her popsicle sticks. As a married woman, "
"Is not it time. A married man
who has to wear a wedding ring on my finger, "says
Bob Boy Lollipop. I end up with
"the teacher will not be answered. But I like the way you think of a teacher. "

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

In the classroom the teacher a beautiful girl the one trying to teach students in mathematics
she for example problem for students
"birds 3, perched on the wire. The hunter took the gun shot a bird fall
will only birds are on the wire? "
."No," the boy Bob answer eyes children thinking
", it's not here. เธอลอง calculate look again"
teacher girl with patience. The fingers up three inches and explaining
."There were three island on a wire. The hunter shot a female teacher "
finish and reduce inches down one inch
" to be left on a few birds wires ตัวเอ่ย? "
" nothing, "the boy Bob answer pinpoints a solemn
.Teacher girl wonder in the confidence of the student
"easy". The boy Bob answer
"when hunters fired one shot hit a bird bird fly away all remaining will scare

." "so good, although not required by problems and mathematical
.But I like your way of thinking. " Female teacher answer
"let me put it this way, sir. I ask?" the boy Bob started some
"three women are people sit on the bench. Eating ice cream stick long woman licking ice-cream bar

.The second bite bar ice cream. The third women suck rods ice cream
I ask the teacher. A woman got married "
teachers face girl boy Bob. To make a face not
, but face the young teacher's turning red up then stunned
."Teacher, teacher, I ask again. There were three women sitting on the bench eating ice cream stick long
. The first woman licking ice-cream bar
the second and third Ltd ice cream bars suck rods ice cream. I asked the teacher whether women married "

."Let me put it this way." The teacher began whispered the boy Bob
"teachers that the woman who attracts a popsicle. A married woman "
" no teacher. Married people
is the one with the ring on the finger. "
.The boy Bob lollipop with said end
"to the teacher will answer wrong. But I like the way of thinking of teacher "!