‘You can’t think how glad I am to s

‘You can’t think how glad I am to see
you again, you dear old thing!’ said
the Duchess, as she tucked her arm
affectionately into Alice’s and they
walked off together.
Alice was very glad to find her in
such a pleasant temper and thought to
herself that perhaps it was only the
pepper that had made her so savage
when they met in the kitchen.
‘When I’m a Duchess,’ she said to
herself, (not in a very hopeful tone
though), ‘I won’t have any pepper
in my kitchen at all. Soup does
very well without – Maybe it’s al-
ways pepper that makes people hot-
tempered,’ she went on, very much
pleased at having found out a new
kind of rule, ‘and vinegar that makes
them sour – and camomile that
makes them bitter – and – and barley-sugar and such things that make children
sweet-tempered. I only wish people knew that: then they wouldn’t be so stingy
about it, you know – ’
She had quite forgotten the Duchess by this time and was a little startled when
she heard her voice close to her ear. ‘You’re thinking about something, my dear,
and that makes you forget to talk. I can’t tell you just now what the moral of that
is, but I shall remember it in a bit.’
‘Perhaps it hasn’t one,’ Alice ventured to remark.
‘Tut, tut, child!’ said the Duchess, ‘Everything’s got a moral, if only you can
find it.’ And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice’s side as she spoke.
Alice did not much like keeping so close to her: first, because the Duchess was
very ugly; and secondly, because she was exactly the right height to rest her chin
upon Alice’s shoulder, and it was an uncomfortably sharp chin. However, she did
not like to be rude, so she bore it as well as she could.
‘The game’s going on rather better now,’ she said, by way of keeping up the
conversation a little.
‘ ’Tis so,’ said the Duchess, ‘and the moral of that is – “Oh, ’tis love, ’tis love,
that makes the world go round!” ’
‘Somebody said,’ Alice whispered, ‘that it’s done by everybody minding their
own business!’
‘Ah, well! It means much the same thing,’ said the Duchess, digging her sharp
little chin into Alice’s shoulder as she added, ‘and the moral of that is – “Take
care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.” ’
‘How fond she is of finding morals in things!’ Alice thought to herself.
‘I dare say you’re wondering why I don’t put my arm round your waist,’ the
Duchess said after a pause, ‘the reason is, that I’m doubtful about the temper of
your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?’
‘He might bite,’ Alice cautiously replied, not feeling at all anxious to have the
experiment tried.
‘Very true,’ said the Duchess, ‘flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the
moral of that is – “Birds of a feather flock together.” ’
‘Only mustard isn’t a bird,’ Alice remarked.
‘Right, as usual,’ said the Duchess, ‘what a clear way you have of putting
things!’
‘It’s a mineral, I think,’ said Alice.
‘Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything
that Alice said, ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that
is – “The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.” ’
‘Oh, I know!’ exclaimed Alice, who had not attended to this last remark, ‘it’s
a vegetable. It doesn’t look like one, but it is.’
‘I quite agree with you,’ said the Duchess, ‘and the moral of that is – “Be what
you would seem to be” – or if you’d like it put more simply – “Never imagine
yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you
were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have
appeared to them to be otherwise.” ’
‘I think I should understand that better,’ Alice said very politely, ‘if I had it
written down; but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.’
‘That’s nothing to what I could say if I chose,’ the Duchess replied in a pleased
tone.
‘Pray don’t trouble yourself to say it any longer than that,’ said Alice.
‘Oh, don’t talk about trouble!’ said the Duchess, ‘I make you a present of
everything I’ve said as yet.’
‘A cheap sort of present!’ thought Alice, ‘I’m glad they don’t give birthday
presents like that!’ But she did not venture to say it out loud.
‘Thinking again?’ the Duchess asked with another dig of her sharp little chin.
‘I’ve a right to think,’ said Alice sharply, for she was beginning to feel a little
worried.
‘Just about as much right,’ said the Duchess, ‘as pigs have to fly; and the m – ’
But here, to Alice’s great surprise, the Duchess’s voice died away, even in the
middle of her favourite word ‘moral,’ and the arm that was linked into hers began
to tremble. Alice looked up, and there stood the Queen in front of them, with her
arms folded, frowning like a thunderstorm.
‘A fine day, your Majesty!’ the Duchess began in a low, weak voice.
‘Now, I give you fair warning,’ shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as
she spoke, ‘either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time!
Take your choice!’
The Duchess took her choice and was gone in a moment.
‘Let’s go on with the game,’ the Queen said to Alice; and Alice was too much
frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the croquet-ground.
The other guests had taken advantage of the Queen’s absence, and were resting
in the shade; however, the moment they saw her, they hurried back to the game,
the Queen merely remarking that a moment’s delay would cost them their lives.
All the time they were playing the Queen never left off quarrelling with the
other players and shouting ‘Off with his head!’ or ‘Off with her head!’ Those
whom she sentenced were taken into custody by the soldiers, who of course had
to leave off being arches to do this, so that by the end of half an hour or so there
were no arches left and all the players, except the King, the Queen, and Alice,
were in custody and under sentence of execution.
Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and said to Alice, ‘Have you seen
the Mock Turtle yet?’
‘No,’ said Alice, ‘I don’t even know what a Mock Turtle is.’
‘It’s the thing Mock Turtle Soup is made from,’ said the Queen.
‘I never saw one or heard of one,’ said Alice.
‘Come on, then,’ said the Queen, ‘and he shall tell you his history,’
As they walked off together, Alice heard the King say in a low voice to the
company generally, ‘You are all pardoned.’ ‘Come, that’s a good thing!’ she said
to herself, for she had felt quite unhappy at the number of executions the Queen
had ordered.
They very soon came upon a Gryphon, lying fast asleep in the sun. (if you
don’t know what a Gryphon is, look at the picture.) ‘Up, lazy thing!’ said
the Queen, ‘and take this young lady
to see the Mock Turtle and to hear his
history. I must go back and see after
some executions I have ordered’; and
she walked off, leaving Alice alone
with the Gryphon. Alice did not quite
like the look of the creature, but on the
whole she thought it would be quite as
safe to stay with it as to go after that
savage Queen; so she waited.
The Gryphon sat up and rubbed its eyes; then it watched the Queen till she
was out of sight; then it chuckled. ‘What fun!’ said the Gryphon, half to itself,
half to Alice.
‘What is the fun?’ said Alice.
‘Why, she,’ said the Gryphon, ‘It’s all her fancy, that; they never executes
nobody, you know. Come on!’
‘Everybody says “come on!” here,’ thought Alice, as she went slowly after it,
‘I never was so ordered about in all my life, never!’
They had not gone far before they saw the Mock Turtle in the distance, sitting
sad and lonely on a little ledge of rock, and, as they came nearer, Alice could
hear him sighing as if his heart
would break. She pitied him deeply.
‘What is his sorrow?’ she asked the
Gryphon, and the Gryphon answered,
very nearly in the same words as be-
fore, ‘It’s all his fancy, that; he hasn’t
got no sorrow, you know. Come on!’
So they went up to the Mock Tur-
tle, who looked at them with large
eyes full of tears, but said nothing.
‘This here young lady,’ said the
Gryphon, ‘she wants for to know your
history, she do.’
‘I’ll tell it her,’ said the Mock Tur-
tle in a deep, hollow tone, ‘sit down,
both of you, and don’t speak a word
till I’ve finished.’
So they sat down, and nobody spoke for some minutes. Alice thought to her-
self, ‘I don’t see how he can even finish, if he doesn’t begin.’ But she waited
patiently.
‘Once,’ said the Mock Turtle at last, with a deep sigh, ‘I was a real Turtle.’
These words were followed by a very long silence, broken only by an occa-
sional exclamation of ‘Hjckrrh!’ from the Gryphon and the constant heavy sob-
bing of the Mock Turtle. Alice was very nearly getting up and saying, ‘Thank
you, sir, for your interesting story,’ but she could not help thinking there must be
more to come, so she sat still and said nothing.
‘When we were little,’ the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though
still sobbing a little now and then, ‘we went to school in the sea. The master was
an old Turtle – we used to call him Tortoise – ’
‘Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn’t one?’ Alice asked.
‘We called him Tortoise because he taught us,’ said the Mock Turtle angrily,
‘really you are very dull!’
‘You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question,’
added the Gryphon; and then they both sat silent and looked at poor Alice, who
felt ready to sink into the earth. At last the Gryphon said to the Mock Turtle,
‘Drive on, old fellow! Don’t be all day about it!’ and he went on in these words:
‘Yes, we went to school in the sea, though you mayn’t believe it – ’
‘I never said I didn’t!’ interrupted Alice.
‘You did,’ said the Mock Turtle.
‘Hold your tongue!’ added the Gryphon, before Alice could speak again. The
Mock Turtle went on.
‘We had the best of educations – in fact, we went to school every day – ’
‘I’ve been to a da

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'You Can not Think How Glad I am to See
You again, You dear Old Thing! '. said
the Duchess, as She tucked Her ARM
Affectionately Into Alice's and they
walked off Together.
Alice was very Glad to Find Her in
such a pleasant Temper and thought to
herself that perhaps it was only the
Pepper that had Made Her so Savage
when they met. in the Kitchen.
'When I'm a Duchess,' She said to
herself, (not in a very hopeful tone
though), 'I Will not have any Pepper
in My Kitchen at all. Soup does
very well Without - Maybe it's Al-
Ways Pepper Makes people that hot-
tempered, 'She went on, very much
pleased at having Found out a New
Kind of Rule, 'and vinegar that Makes
them sour - and that Camomile
Makes them. Bitter - and - and Barley-Sugar and such children Things that Make
Sweet-tempered. I only wish people Knew that: then they would not be so Stingy
About it, You know - '
She had quite forgotten the Duchess by this time and was startled when a Little
She Heard Her Voice Her EAR to close. 'Something About You're thinking, My dear,
and that Makes You Forget to talk. You Can not I just tell now what the moral of that
is, but I Shall Remember it in a bit. '
'Perhaps it has not one,' Alice ventured to remark.
'Tut, tut, Child!'. said the Duchess, 'Everything's got a moral, if only You Can
Find it. '. She squeezed herself up closer to Alice and Side's as She spoke.
Alice did not much like keeping so close to Her: First, because the Duchess was
very Ugly; and Secondly, because She was exactly the height Right to Rest Her Chin
upon Alice's Shoulder, and it was an uncomfortably sharp Chin. However, She did
not like to be Rude, so as well as She She Bore it could.
'The Game's going on rather better now,' She said, by Way of keeping up the
Conversation a Little.
'. 'Tis so,' said the Duchess, 'and the moral of that is - "Oh,' TIS Love, 'TIS Love,
that Makes the World Go round! "'
'Somebody said,' Alice Whispered, 'that it's done by. Everybody Minding their
own business! '
'Ah, well! It means much the Same Thing, 'said the Duchess, Digging Her sharp
Little Chin Into Alice's Shoulder as She added, 'and the moral of that is - "Take
Care of the Sense and the sounds Will take Care of themselves. "'
'. How fond she is of finding morals in things! '. Alice thought to herself.
'I Dare Say You're wondering why I do not Put My ARM round your waist,' the
Duchess said after a Pause, 'the Reason is, that I'm doubtful About the Temper of
your Flamingo. Shall I TRY the experiment? '
'He Might Bite,' Alice cautiously replied, not at all Feeling anxious to have the
experiment tried.
'Very true,' said the Duchess, 'flamingoes and mustard both Bite. And the
moral of that is - "Birds of a Feather Flock Together." '
'Only mustard is not a Bird,' Alice remarked.
'Right, as usual,' said the Duchess, 'what a Clear Way You have of putting.
Things! '
'It's a Mineral, I Think,' said Alice.
'Of course it is,' said the Duchess, Who seemed Ready to Agree to everything
that Alice said, 'there's a mustard-Large Mine near here. And the moral of that
is - "The more there is of Mine, the less there is of Yours." '
'Oh, I know!'. exclaimed Alice, Who had not attended to this last remark, 'it's
a Vegetable. It does not Look like one, but it is. '
'I quite Agree with You,' said the Duchess, 'and the moral of that is - "Be what
You would seem to be "- or if You'd like it. Put more simply - "Never Imagine
Yourself not to be otherwise than what it Might appear to others that what You
were or Might have been was not otherwise than what You had been would have
appeared to them to be otherwise. "'
'I Think I. should Understand that better, 'Alice said very Politely,' if I had it
written down; but not quite follow it as I Can You Say it. '
'That's Nothing to Say what I could if I chose,' the Duchess replied in a pleased
tone.
'Pray do not Trouble Yourself to Say it any Longer than that,. 'Alice said.
'Oh, do not talk About Trouble!'. said the Duchess, 'I Make You a present of
everything I've said as yet. '
'A cheap sort of present!'. Alice thought, 'I'm Glad they do not give Birthday
Presents like that! '. She did not but to Venture Say it out Loud.
'Thinking again?'. the Duchess asked with another DIG of Her sharp Little Chin.
'I've a Right to Think,' said Alice sharply, for Beginning to Feel a Little She was
worried.
'Just Right About as much,' said the Duchess, 'as. pigs have to fly; and the M - '
But here, to Alice's Great Surprise, the Duchess's Voice Away died, even in the
MIDDLE of Her Favourite Word 'moral,' and the ARM that was linked Into hers began
to Tremble. Alice looked up, and there stood the Queen in Front of them, with Her
Arms folded, Frowning like a thunderstorm.
'A Fine Day, your Majesty!'. the Duchess began in a low, weak Voice.
'Now, I give fair warning You,' shouted the Queen, stamping on the Ground as
She spoke, 'You or your Head must either be off, and that in no time About Half!
take your Choice! '
The Duchess took Her Choice and was gone in a Moment.
'Let's Go on with the Game,' the Queen said to Alice; Too much and Alice was
frightened to Say a Word, but followed Her Slowly Back to the Croquet-Ground.
The Other guests had taken Advantage of the Queen's absence, and were resting
in the Shade; however, the Moment they Saw Her, they hurried Back to the Game,
the Queen merely remarking that a Moment's Delay would cost them their Lives.
All the time they were Playing the Queen Never left off quarreling with the
Other Players and shouting 'Off with. his head! ' or 'Off with her ​​head!'. Those
whom She sentenced were taken Into Custody by the Soldiers, Who of course had
to Leave off being Arches to do this, so that by the End of Half an hour or so there
were no Arches left and all the Players, except the King,. the Queen, and Alice,
were in Custody and under sentence of Execution.
Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and said to Alice, 'Have You seen
the Mock Turtle yet? '
'No,' said Alice, 'I. do not even know what a Mock Turtle is. '
'It's the Thing Mock Turtle Soup is Made from,' said the Queen.
'I Never Saw one or Heard of one,' said Alice.
'Come on, then,' said. the Queen, 'and He Shall You tell his History,'
As they walked off Together, Alice King Say in a low Heard the Voice to the
Company generally, 'You are all pardoned.'. 'Come, that's a good thing!'. She said
to herself, She had felt for quite Unhappy at the Number of executions the Queen
had ordered.
They very Soon Came upon a Gryphon, lying fast asleep in the Sun. (If You
do not know what a Gryphon is, Look at the Picture.) 'Up, lazy Thing!'. said
the Queen, 'and take this Young Lady
to See the Mock Turtle and to Hear his
History. I must Go Back and See after
I have ordered executions Some '; and
She walked off, Leaving Alice alone
with the Gryphon. Alice did not quite
like the Look of the Creature, but on the
whole it would be quite as She thought
to Stay Safe to Go with it as after that
Savage Queen; She waited so.
The Gryphon SAT up and rubbed its eyes; She watched the Queen till then it
was out of Sight; then chuckled. 'What fun!' said the Gryphon, Half to Itself,
Half to Alice.
'What is the fun?'. said Alice.
'Why, She,' said the Gryphon, 'It's all Her fancy, that; they Never executes
nobody, You know. Come on! '
'Everybody says "Come on!" here,' thought Alice, as She went Slowly after it,
'I Never was so ordered About in all My Life, Never!'
They had not gone Far before they Saw the Mock. Turtle in the Distance, Sitting
Sad and Lonely on a Little Rock Ledge of, and, as they Came nearer, Alice could
Hear Him Sighing as if his Heart
Break would. She pitied Him deeply.
'What is his Sorrow?'. She asked the
Gryphon, and the Gryphon answered,
very nearly in the Same Words as be-
Fore, 'It's all his fancy, that; He has not
got no Sorrow, You know. Come on! '
So they went up to the Mock Tur-
TLE, Who looked at them with Large
eyes full of Tears, but said Nothing.
'This here Young Lady,' said the
Gryphon, 'She wants to know for your
History,. She do. '
'I'll tell it Her,' said the Mock Tur-
TLE in a Deep, Hollow tone, 'SIT down,
both of You, and do not Speak a Word
till I've Finished. '
So they. sat down, and nobody spoke for some minutes. Alice thought to HER-
self, 'I do not See How He Can Finish even, if He does not BEGIN.'. But She waited
patiently.
'Once,' said the Mock Turtle at last, with a Deep sigh, 'I was a Real Turtle.'
These Words were followed by a very long Silence, Broken only by an Occa-
sional Exclamation of 'Hjckrrh. ! ' from the Gryphon and the Constant Heavy Sob-
Bing of the Mock Turtle. Alice was very nearly getting up and saying, 'Thank
You, Sir, for your Interesting Story, 'but She could not Help thinking there must be
more to Come, so She SAT still and said Nothing.
'When we were Little,' the. mock Turtle went on at last, more Calmly, though
still sobbing a Little now and then, 'we went to school in the Sea. The Master was
an Old Turtle - we used to Call Him Tortoise - '
'Why did You Call Him Tortoise, if He was not one?'. Alice asked.
'We Called Him because He taught Tortoise US,' said the Mock Turtle angrily,
'You are very Dull Really!'
'You ought to be ashamed of Yourself for asking such a question Simple,'
added the Gryphon; and then they both looked at SAT Silent and poor Alice, Who
felt Ready to Sink Into the Earth. At last the Gryphon said to the Mock Turtle,
'Drive on, Old fellow! Do not be all day about it! '. He went on and in these Words:
'Yes, we went to school in the Sea, though Mayn't You Believe it -'
'I Never said I did not!'. Interrupted Alice.
'You did,' said the Mock Turtle.
'Hold your tongue!'. added the Gryphon, before Alice could speak again. The
Mock Turtle went on.
'We had the Best of educations - in Fact, we went to school every Day -'
'I've been to a da.

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'You can' t think how glad I am to see
you again you dear, old thing! 'said
the Duchess as she, tucked her arm
affectionately. Into Alice 's and they
walked off together.
Alice was very glad to find her in
such a pleasant temper and thought to
herself. That perhaps it was only the
pepper that had made her so savage
when they met in the kitchen.
'When I', 'm a Duchess she. Said, to
herself(not in a very hopeful tone
though), 'I won' t have any pepper
in my kitchen at all. Soup does
very well without - Maybe. It 's al -
ways pepper that makes people hot -
tempered,' went, she on very much
pleased at having found out a new
kind of. Rule, 'and vinegar that makes
them sour - and camomile that
makes them bitter - and - and barley-sugar and such things that. Make children
.Sweet-tempered. I only wish people knew that: then they wouldn 't be so stingy
about it you know, -'
She had quite forgotten. The Duchess by this time and was a little startled when
she heard her voice close to her ear. 'You' re thinking, about something. My dear
and, that makes you forget to talk. I can 't tell you just now what the moral of that
is but I, shall remember it. In a bit. '
.'Perhaps it hasn', 't one Alice ventured to remark.
',, Tut tut child! 'said the Duchess,' Everything 's got a moral if only,, You can
find it. 'And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice' s side as she spoke.
Alice did not much like keeping so close. To her: first because the, Duchess was
very ugly; and secondly because she, was exactly the right height to rest her chin
.Upon Alice ', s shoulder and it was an uncomfortably sharp chin. However she, did
not like to, be rude so she bore it as. Well as she could.
'The game' s going on rather better now, ', she said by way of keeping up the
conversation a little.
' Tis so ',' said the Duchess, 'and the moral of that is - "Oh,', ', tis love tis love
that makes the world go round!"'
'Somebody. Said.Alice whispered ',' that it 's done by everybody minding their
own business!'
', Ah well! It means much the same thing,' Said, the Duchess digging her sharp
little chin into Alice 's shoulder as she added,' and the moral of that is - Take
care. " Of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves. "'
' How fond she is of finding morals in things! 'Alice thought. To herself.
.