I am really not good at this, but a

I am really not good at this, but anyway; Hi, since you somehow stumbled over my page.
As you can see, it is not more exciting than other profiles, so... I guess now I should try to say something clever or sophisticated to catch your attention.
The world or at least people around me describe me as different, weird, spontaneous, alternative. In fact I am trying to understand humans because sometimes I feel lost, they are strange and so am I. - Despite the lack of understanding I at least speak their language.. kind of. And that's the reason why YOU can help me, yes, YOU (please feel addressed.) If you can teach me some languages, like Scandinavian ones or even correct my miserable English I would show my appreciation by making you some cookies. Or whatever you want. (Who doesn't like cookies?)
I am currently learning Chinese and wouldn't mind some bits in Korean, but I am deeply in love with Norway, Sweden and Iceland. Because of my studies in international tourism management I am requested to learn French.. I've got the basics but my writing is terribly! Don't forget: COOKIES. GERMAN COOKIES.

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I am really not good at this, but anyway; Hi, My page since You Somehow stumbled over.
As You Can See, Not IT is more than Other Exciting profiles, So ... I Guess now I should TRY to Say Something Clever to Catch your Attention or Sophisticated.
The World or at least people around me describe me as different, weird, spontaneous, alternative. In fact I am trying to understand humans because sometimes I feel lost, they are strange and so am I. - Despite the lack of understanding I at least speak their language .. kind of. And that's the reason why YOU can help me, yes, YOU (please feel addressed.) If you can teach me some languages, like Scandinavian ones or even correct my miserable English I would show my appreciation by making you some cookies. Or whatever you want. (Who does Not like cookies?).
I AM currently Learning Chinese and some would Not Mind Bits in Korean, but I AM Deeply in Love with Norway, Sweden and Iceland. Because of my studies in international tourism management I am requested to learn French .. I've got the basics but my writing is terribly! Do not forget: COOKIES. GERMAN COOKIES.